Dear Dad - Trade A Game Of Catch For Pas De Deux?

Dear Dad,I don't aspire to be a Major Leaguer, but I would like to learn how to throw, catch and hit a ball so that, one day, when "the boys" ask me if I want to join in their pick-up game I won't embarrass myself or have to listen to their snide remarks about how I "throw like a girl." Turns out, I'm free this Saturday afternoon. Do we have a date?Your Budding BallerinaP.S. If you'd like, when we're done, I could teach you a thing or two about how to pas de deux. LOL!